Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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