Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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