marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
we're making bets on your personal life
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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