Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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