You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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