its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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