take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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