So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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