Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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