Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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