: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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