Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Randomize
