I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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