I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm bleeding and have questions
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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