So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
she told me i tasted like america
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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