Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Randomize
