Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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