Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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