: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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