Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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