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(313): View more from Michigan

They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.

(313): View more from Michigan

Something like a penis light saber.

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(917): View more from New York City

Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?

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(858): View more from California

Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"

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(631): View more from New York

4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.

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(817): View more from Texas

One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun

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I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?

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