So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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