Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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