garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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