i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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