i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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