Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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