Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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