just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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