For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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