Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
We need to feng shui this bitch.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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