so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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