I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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