smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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