Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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