He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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