i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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