It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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