He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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