I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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