everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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