No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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