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took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I currently don't understand fingers.
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