3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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