i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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