I wish i was in the wii world.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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