Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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