you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
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