The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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