someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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