I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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