I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize