Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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