Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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