It's like God shit irony all over that family
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Hippo gnu deer
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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