Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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